GOFTTP

Get out the tinsel and the mistletoe. String the popcorn and cranberries. Put on your Santa hats and get liquored up.


That's right kids. It's time once again for a "Good Ol'-Fashioned Tree Trimming Party." Though we don't usually wait until December 22 to hang a shining star upon the highest bough, that was the soonest everyone could be home.


We look very festive, no?

To provide much needed sustenance, my mom made Sacrosanct Sausage Crackers (recipe for the veganized version coming soon), Velveeta Nacho Dip, sweet&sour meatballs, mini-meatloaf sliders, and spicy boneless wings; I made party mix and a vegetable tray; the boys were in charge of providing an inappropriate amount of alcohol.

GOFTTP Mix

2 heaping cups popped popcorn
2 cups mini spelt pretzals
1 1/2 cups rice or wheat Chex cereal
1 cup puffed Kamut cereal (I used Kashi)
1/2 cup slivered or sliced almonds
1/4 cup maple syrup
2 teaspoons sesame oil
1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder (you could use 1/2 chipotle powder for some more heat)
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon coarse sea salt
2 tablespoons sesame seeds (using black ones gives the mix a nice color contrast)
1/4 cup dried goji berries (use golden raisens if you don't have/can't find gojis)
1/4 -1/2 cup dried cranberries

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Coat a large baking sheet with cooking spray. In a large bowl, toss together the popcorn, pretzals, almonds, and cereals. Drizzle with the maple syrup and oil. Toss to coat. Sprinkle with the chili powder, garlic, and salt. Toss to coat. Add the cranberries and toss again. Spread the mixture in a single layer on the baking sheet and sprinkle with the sesame seeds. Bake for about 20 minutes, or until toasted, stirring often. Let cool on the tray and then transfer to a serving bowl and stir in the goji berries.

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While munching on the mix, Roomie and the HB (who works as a bartender at a schwank restaruant in Anchorage) began conconting weird and wonderful things at the bar.

Grown-Ass Man Raspberry Lemonade
"I'm an adult & I deserve an adult-sized glass"
Combine 8-12 oz. Lindeman's Framboise Lambic and 1 1/2 shots citrus vodka (Belvi is the house vodka here at the 1-4-4-8) in a tulip-style beer glass. Rim the glass with a lemon wedge and serve.

'Pass The Courvoisier' Sparklers
"because we leave them girls rollin'"
Pour 1/2 shot of Courvoisier into a champagne flute. Top with sparkling apple cider and 5-6 dashes of bitters.

The Partridge
"drunk is the only way I'd consider poultry in a bush an acceptable gift"
In a shaker full of ice, mix 2 shots pear-flavored vodka (on Willowood we use La Poire), 1 shot Stone's Ginger Wine, 1 shot simple syrup (microwave 1 cup of water til it's boiling, add 2 cups demarara sugar, and enjoy), and 1/2 shot of lemon juice. Strain into chilled martini glasses. If you want to put on your fancy pants, mandolin a slightly under-ripe pear and freeze the very-thin slices. Add to the glass as garnish.

The Jack (Frost) Poinsettia
"something to nip and warm your nose"
In a shaker filled with ice, mix up 2 parts Laird's Applejack, 1 part lime juice, and 1/2 part grenadine. Strain into highball glasses full of ice. Note: do NOT use apple brandy. It's Laird's or drink something else.

The Longest Nightini
"Are you blind in your little froggy eyes?! It's the Solstice! The darker side of Christ-mas!"
In a cocktail shaker, muddle together 1/2 pint of blackberries, 1 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves, 1/2 ounce or so each simple sugar and lemon juice. Add 1-2 ounces citron vodka and a handfull of ice. Shake with vigor then strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a curl of lemon zest and a blackberry on a cocktail skewer.

Beer-Berry Brulee
"spoon-free dessert"
In a pilsner glass mix equal parts Lindeman's Framboise Lambic and Southern Tier's Creme Brulee Stout.

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Despite the libations, we were somehow able to use a 10-foot ladder to decorate a twelve-foot tree without any major injuries.

It must be the magic of a Christmas and a GOFTTP.